STORM

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Just need someone to force my legs open and eat me out for hours even after I cum in his mouth 🥹

Just a flirty girl 🍒😏

egberts:

my cat eats wet food by completely destroying the function of the wet food by first licking the sauce off of it until it’s no longer wet and then letting it dry out for a little bit longer before finishing it

remanence-of-love:

Damn FedEx

forestgreenlesbian:

are the teens these days even listening to twin size mattress

remanence-of-love:

remanence-of-love:

corporationkills:

“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.

nullheaven:

godofmanifesting:

speak it inwardly in your imagination only. make your inner conversation match your fulfilled desire. what you desire to hear without, you must hear within. —neville

trustingtheuniverse-deactivated:

🎀𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞.🎀

teamesme:

gayvampiredad:

Edward: *sticking Bella’s menstrual cup in the freezer* yummy, popsicles :)

one day you will have to answer to a god who will not be as merciful as us

rumman:

patti and dolly harmonizing to an acrylic nail beat